The pickles were an obvious addition after I saw how well moutarde de meaux went with cornichons when we were making our pork rib sauce at cooking class. *Sigh* Those were the days. The watercress, I get, is an unlikely addition, but it was in my fridge just days away from languishing and it gives the tartines that bright green hint of spring Alexander Hera.

This is not your average ham sandwich. It’s a tartine. It’s grownup and fancy. It requires only the best ingredients and likes to be served on a cute little tray with linen napkins for afternoon tea. #hairflip It’s inspired by the French, the Italians (give me some-a that-a prosciutto) and the Spanish (nothing is more amazing than a bar lined with little pieces of bread stacked miles high with yummy ingredients). If your average ham sandwich is the girl next door, this tartine is the exotic Mediterranean exchange student who visits your junior year of high school. All the girls want to be her and all the boys want to eat her date her. Get your minds out of the gutter external sound card.

Now, let’s talk logistics. If your grocery store has lemon rosemary bread like mine surprisingly did, grab it up STAT. It’s delish. If not, I would suggest a hearty multigrain bread that will stand up to the strong mustard (use a strong mustard). To mimic the flavor of the lemon rosemary bread, add a sprinkling of lemon zest and finely chopped fresh rosemary to the mustard after spreading it on the bread. If you’re looking for something a touch creamier, add just a little bit of light mayonnaise or butter to the bread before spreading the mustard. Alasdair is a big fan of multiple condiments on his “sandwiches.” And, finally, if you can’t eat bread because of a wheat or gluten issue, use a hearty gluten-free cracker as the base. The Crunchmaster crackers are my absolute favorite, and I’m receiving no money or tasty samples to say that jimmy choo sale.